8/19/2023 0 Comments Usher greatest hitsA big craw-fish wif a hungry coon a-reachinfur him, wer jis' nowhar. ![]() ![]() He fotch a deep loud rusty beller, mout beenhearn a mile, an' then sot intu a onendin sistem ovebackin. Ihearn the picters a-hangin agin the wall on the insidea-fallin. Well, when ole Sockraised his head an' foun hissef in darkness, he jis'twisted up his tail, snorted the shatter'd co'n outen thebaskit, an' made a tremenjus lunge agin the hous'. Now, George, ef yu knows the nater ove a cowbrute, they is the durndes' fools amung all the beastes,('scept the Lovingoods ) when they gits intu tribulashun,they knows muffin but tu shot thar eyes, beller,an' back, an' keep a-backin. He wer awake now all overeven to his durnd ole hat, an' he show'd hit in es menyways es a cat dus, lock'd up in a empty room wif astrange an' interprisin big dorg. Thefust handful ur so gwine off help'd, wif the industry ovethat energetic ole rat, the sarchin ove the red pepper, an'the permiskus scratchin roun ove the bugs, tu begin tuwake him sorter gradully, a littil faster nor light breadrises, an' a littil slower then a yeathquake wakes-weazels.A few hundred more gwine off, still hevin therat, pepper, an' insex tu back em, got him wide enufawake tu bleve that he wer threatened wif sum orfulpussonal calamerty, what wanted pow'ful quick workon his part tu dodge. I now thot hit ni ontu the proper time tu tetch thecrackers, so es tu hev everything bar hits shar in thekontemplated cummin waknin. She thort, too, that four hundredblack an' tan houn' dorgs wer cumpassin her etarnalruin. The durn'd ole clock, hit got exhited too, an' los'control ove hits sef, an' furgot to stop, but jis scizzedan' whang'd away strait along, an' the mar a hearin hitall, an' a b'levin the soun' tu be cumin nigher tu herinards every pop. I sot in tu bildin ove a ash-hopper fur Betts, an'work'd pow'ful hard, sweat like a hoss, an' then theshut quit hits hurtin, an' tuck tu feelin slippery.Thinks I, that's sorter lawyer like enyhow, an' I wer hopeup bout the shut, an' what mout cum outen hit. Tulook at hit frum the top ove the bluff, hit wer pow'fulinturestin, an' sorter funny I wer on the bluff myse'f,mine yu. He kep' up a rite peart dodgin onder, sumtimesafore they hit im, an' sumtimes arterard, an' thewarter wer kivered wif drownded ball ho'nets. Thar werdad's bald hed fur all the yeath like a peeled inyin, abobbin up an' down an' aroun, an' the ho'nets sailinroun tuckey buzzard fashun, an' every onst in awhile one, an' sum times ten, wud take a dip at dad'sbald head. Now rite thar, boys, he over-did the thing, ef actinhoss tu the scribe wer what he wer arter fur thars narahoss ever foaldid durned fool enuf tu lope over enysich place a cussed muel mout a dun hit, but dadwarn't actin muel, tho' he orter tuck that karacter hitsadzactly sooted tu his dispersition, all but not breedin.I crept up to the aidge, an' peep'd over. Iconic purveyors of the lost and thestrange, Something Weird Video, have partnered with ModernHarmonic to bring you 2 CDs of the greatest songs and soundbites from theirvoluminous catalog of filth and general grindhouse fodder.Truly Something Weird indeed. The company specializes in exploitation/sexploitation films of the '30sthrough the '70s. His love for the obscure films that never made it tovideo prompted him to transfer hundreds of ancient reels of film to VHS andDVD. He was inspired by his teenage job as atheater projectionist. Something Weird Video was founded in 1990 byMike Vraney in Seattle, Washington.
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